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Scumbag Genetics

Fuck you for making me biologically female and 4’11”.

my genetics are subtly scumbaggy

great smile? inherit tendency toward tooth disease from grandmother (who lost all her teeth due to periodontitis, by the way…)

get Dad’s thick Italian hair? get it EVERYWHERE.

great body and metabolism? enjoy your 32A’s (Joke’s on you genetics, small boobs are a boon for a lolita!)

be intelligent and seek education about sex and sex enjoyment? inherit sensitivity to hormonal birth control methods that cause unpleasant side effects

man I could make a few of these

(via petitedeath)

Posted on February 8, 2012 via corgis, cats, and memes with 69,169 notes

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